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Episode 13: The DBOMMX Files


DISCLAIMER


:iconbb-terumiplz:: The following is a parody. BUY THE F**KING GAME!

-X-




Cross Tag Mansion. 10:00~ish in the morning

:icontag-hazamaplz:: Ugh, why is the house so quiet? Again?

:icontag-kanjiplz:: I dunno. It's been quiet since Orie and I got here. With it being quiet, we're starting to think that it's bullshit that this place is chaotic.

:icontag-weissplz:: Trust us, when it get's crazy, it gets crazy.

:icontag-rachelplz:: Where's Platinum?

:icontag-kanjiplz:: She missed the ride.

:icontag-yukikoplz:: Well, with an absent Platinum, as well Ragna, Noel, Yang, Orie and Yu all being out. So it's naturally somewhat quieter.

:icontag-jinplz:: Remind me, why did they leave again?

:icontag-blakeplz:: They went shopping. We ran out of cookies, eggs and salt.

:icontag-hazamaplz:: Y'all are fuckers for stealing my boiled eggs.

:icontag-yosukeplz:: Hey man, they're pretty good!

:icontag-chieplz:: I'm just wondering when the crazy starts happening.

:iconcp-nuplz:: 3...2...1...

*The door burst open, and in came Hyde and Ruby. Hyde was carrying a box.*

:icontag-rubyplz:: Hey guys! You need to see this!

:iconhydekidoplz:: We found a bunch of old dvds! You guys wanna watch?

:icontag-yosukeplz:: Well, the boredom is starting to kill us. Whatcha got?

:icontag-hazamaplz:: Let me see...Oh...OH...ohohohohohahaha!

:icontag-weissplz:: What is it?

:icontag-hazamaplz:: Hands down, the internet's biggest enemy, VS debates, but animated! We got DvDs of Death Battle, One Minute Melee and Death Battle Exhibition!

:icontag-linneplz:: ...on second thought, let's just stick to being bored.

:icontag-rachelplz:: Hold on a moment, I see Ragna on two of the DvD covers.

:icontag-yukikoplz:: Yu's on two of them as well.

:icontag-gordeauplz:: Hyde's G-friend Orie's on one too.

:icontag-jinplz:: And Noel's on one as well.

:icontag-blakeplz:: And is that...Yang?

:icontag-hazamaplz:: This just got interesting, never knew that those kiddies were on in these. 

:icontag-yosukeplz:: We have GOT to see these!

:icontag-chieplz:: I still haven't forgiven them for Goku vs Superman...

:icontag-rubyplz:: What are we waiting for? Let's watch them!

-X-


One hour later...

The couches were all set up in front of the 72-inch, plasma screen TV, with Netflix. (No, it's not 3D. That's a stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!)

:icontag-yosukeplz:: Alright, everyone comfy? Which one should we start with?

:icontag-jinplz:: Let's go in chronological order. So the first one would be...my brother against Sol Badguy.

:icontag-blakeplz:: What kind of a name is that?

:icontag-hazamaplz:: I dunno. Our GG pals have a life just as confusing as ours.

:icontag-rubyplz:: Ragna's got this in the bag!

:iconhydekidoplz:: I dunno, that Sol guy looks pretty powerful.

A majority of the BlazBlue group started to smirk.

(A/N: Please refrain from getting salty in the comments.)

:icontag-linneplz:: Let's see what happens.



After Ragna vs Sol Badguy...

:icontag-rubyplz: Oh COME on!

:icontag-hazamaplz:: *Clicks tongue* Yep, went the way we thought it would. 

:iconcp-nuplz:: Even Nu knew it would end like this.

:icontag-rachelplz:: Ragna may be powerful, but Sol is on a completely different level than all of us.

:icontag-jinplz:: Now I see why they didn't get an invitation.

:icontag-linneplz:: T-that's only a FRACTION of his true power?!

:icontag-yosukeplz:: H-how OP would he be if he used his FULL power?!

:icontag-hazamaplz:: More OP than your mind can comprehend. But i'm sorta miffed that they left out a ton of info from both of them in the lore. They did shitty research on it.

:icontag-chieplz:: The 'That Man' joke was funny though.

:icontag-gordeauplz:: Next up, Bloodedge is going up against...some guy that looks like him.



After Dante vs Ragna the Bloodedge...

:icontag-rubyplz:: YEAH! GO RAGNA!

:iconcp-nuplz:: Ragna wrecked that pretty boy!

:icontag-hazamaplz:: Oh this is some bullshit!

:icontag-rachelplz:: Hazama, he absorbed the power of 3 Susanoo units, and Dante's Devil Trigger would stand no chance against the Black Beast.

:icontag-hazamaplz:: No not that, they got his colors wrong!

:icontag-weissplz:: I will admit that was a stupid move on their part.

:icontag-gordeauplz:: The damn description literally says 'Red Coats? White Hair?', and they screw that up.

:icontag-yosukeplz:: Man, Ragna gets the short end of the stick even in these, huh? 

:icontag-blakeplz:: Let's see, Ragna's fights are done, next up is Yang's.

:icontag-chieplz:: Uh oh.



After Yang vs Tifa...

:icontag-rubyplz:: ...

:icontag-weissplz:: ...

:icontag-blakeplz:: ...

:iconhydekidoplz:: Uh, guys?

:icontag-yosukeplz:: I guess they didn't take Yang's finisher well...

:icontag-weissplz:: Yang would never do that. Boomstick's chance for a retirement to Remnant just burned up.

:icontag-blakeplz:: Did that show just turn her into a sociopath?

:icontag-rubyplz:: I'm glad Yang won, but...that was a little dark. Even for a show like this.

:icontag-hazamaplz:: But it was awesome...

:icontag-chieplz:: No. It really wasn't.

:icontag-linneplz:: Moving on, it's Orie. Let's see what she brings up to the table.



After Asuna vs Orie...

:iconhydekidoplz:: Hell yeah! There we go!

:icontag-gordeauplz:: Kicking the trash into the can. That's our Orie!

:icontag-linneplz:: I don't think Asuna even had a chance.

:icontag-weissplz:: Come on guys, can't you be more respectful?

:icontag-yosukeplz:: The only reason you're sympathizing Asuna, is cause you're both flat.

:icontag-weissplz:: SHUT UP!

:icontag-jinplz:: Ah well, Narukami's up next.



After Yu Narukami vs Polnareff...

:icontag-yosukeplz:: That's my bro!

:icontag-kanjiplz:: He ain't our leader for nothing!

:icontag-chieplz:: He kicked ass!

:icontag-rubyplz:: And your next line will be...

:icontag-yukikoplz: & :icontag-rubyplz:: Our leader can't be beat!

:icontag-jinplz:: We'll see about that. Kido, what's Narukami's next fight?

:iconhydekidoplz:: Um, against Jotaro Kujo.

:icontag-weissplz:: But wait, didn't he help Jotaro earlier?

:icontag-rachelplz:: I believe that DBX is a separate continuity.

:icontag-chieplz:: Alright! Let's see him kick some more Stand ass!



After Jotaro vs Yu...

A majority of the girls left to throw up at the finisher.

:icontag-gordeauplz:: Damn...

:iconcp-nuplz:: Nu liked it.

:icontag-yukikoplz:: Well...it was nice he was thinking of me.

:icontag-jinplz:: Is that seriously what you can think of right now?

:icontag-hazamaplz:: Alright, after the ladies finish losing their lunches, let's look at the last fight, featuring everyone's favourite toaster.

:icontag-yosukeplz:: Huh, Aigis is fighting Noel. Wonder if Aigis'll join us?

:icontag-chieplz:: As much as I want SEES to join us, I don't think they'll be able to.



After Aigis vs Noel Vermillion...

:icontag-jinplz:: ...this might be one of the few times Noel impressed me.

:icontag-hazamaplz:: Well, she can be useful...at times.

:icontag-yukikoplz:: Well, Aigis put up a good fight.

:icontag-yosukeplz:: Maybe she'll get a rematch if she joins us.

The door opens, and in comes Ragna, Noel, Yu, Orie and Yang with the groceries.

:iconragna2plz:: Oh, hey guys. What are you watching?

:icontag-hazamaplz:: Sol Badguy nuking you, you wrecking Dante with hax, Yu beating up a stand user before another one blows him up, Orie destroying trash, Noel being useful and my personal favorite, Yang snapping Tifa's neck. You earned my respect.

Yang throws a chair at Hazama.

:icontag-yangplz:: YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M TRYING TO FORGET THAT!

Yang started to beat the shit out of Hazama, while the others looked to Ragna, Noel, Yu and Orie for answers.

:icontag-orieplz:: Just...try not to mention what we did in those fights.

:icontag-yuplz:: None of us like to think about it.

:icontag-noelplz:: Who's idea WAS it to watch them?

Almost all of them point to Ruby and Hyde.

:icontag-orieplz:: ...Hyde, you do realize this means i'm not making love with you for two months, right?

:iconragna2plz:: You're not getting any of the cookies, Ruby.

The Cross Tag Mansion was filled with the screams of despair from Hyde and Ruby, while Hazama gave screams of pain.







STINGER


*At the airport*

:icontag-platinumplz:: They think they can leave Luna behind, well, they thought wrong, and they will PAY!

CREDITS



Story Written By: 
:iconepiclinksam:

Characters (In Order of Appearance):
Yuuki Terumi
Hazama
Kanji Tatsumi
Weiss Schnee
Rachel Alucard
Yukiko Amagi
Jin Kisaragi
Blake Belladonna
Yosuke Hanamura
Chie Satonaka
Nu-13 
Ruby Rose
Hyde Kido
Gordeau the Harvester
Linne
Ragna the Bloodedge
Yang Xiao Long
Orie Palladia
Yu Narukami
Noel Vermillion
Platinum The Trinity

Music: 
Corn Dog - Persona Q

Fight Animators:
XxZackAttack27xX - Ragna the Bloodedge vs Sol Badguy
stroll-around-the-world - Dante vs Ragna the Bloodedge
Torrian Crawford - Yang Xiao Long vs Tifa Lockhart
AquilaHarukaze - Asuna Yuuki vs Orie Palladia, Aigis vs Noel Vermillion 
Warrenbark - Yu Narukami vs Jean Pierre Polnareff
Maniac - Jotaro Kujo vs Yu Narukami
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Vesperia27's avatar
2 Shenanigans in 1 day?! AWESOME!!!